I AM AN ASS - 236 ml - 8 oz (Free Shipping)

When flowers don’t cut it anymore.

Need to apologize in a big way?  We are here to help!

Nothing says sorry more than an all over body massage with our warm vanilla sugar scented massage oil candle.  If you play your cards right this may get you out of the doghouse, but that depends on how big of ass you really are!

If you have a friend getting married, this is the perfect gift for the future groom, we all know he will need a few on reserve!

Each of the candles are handcrafted using quality natural skin safe ingredients. 

The burn time on these candles is dependent on the amount of oil used per massage, there would be enough oil for 10-12 full body massages.

The candle melts at a low temperature, the oil will be slightly above your body temperature. 

Each hand poured candle is made of the finest ingredients: Shea Butter, Jojoba Oil, Cocoa Butter, Soy Wax, Vitamin E, Fragrance Oils,Cotton Wicks

Directions for use:

Light the candle and enjoy the beginning of the mood enhancing flickering wick.  Once a pool of oil is formed blow out the candle and pour the warm oil into your hands and use it as a massage oil on your partner's body. 

Never leave your lighted candles unattended.  It is recommended you put your candles on heat safe surface.  These candles are for external purposes only.